I just went to get a cup of coffee and while sitting taking a nice relaxing sip, a man sitting across the way from me picked his nose. Now it wasn’t a scratch. It wasn’t to get at a little irritation. No, this was a dig for gold pick of the nose. And, he got what he wanted. He picked a large and slimey one that he held at the end of his finger, looked at, and then proceeded to wipe it on the bottom of the outside table.
I just gagged.
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The real question here is: would you have been more offended if he actually ate his treasure????
Ewwwe . I just threw up in my mouth a little lol. Glad to see your writing again
Probably not, at least he wouldn’t have left it for some little kid to pick off the table and say, “Look Mommy, look what I found!”